so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
twins are just room mates but in the womb
womb mates
Do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
pro tip #69: make 69 jokes as often as possible and u will get all the bitches. wearing angry birds merchandise would help as well.
If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too
i would give up college for harry to try to get my number at a concert
